Fausseté Amour translates to “False Love,” and what that has to do with anything going down in this sleazy little low-effort action-platformer from developer AIM and publisher Naxat Soft is anyone’s guess. Between its 1993 release date and focus on a half-naked girl slashing her way through a generic fantasy realm to face off against a hulking masked baddie, I have to assume that it represents a “me, too” reaction to Telenet Japan’s popular Valis series. Also like Valis, it uses the enhanced storage capacity of the PC Engine’s Super CD-ROM format to deliver a bevy of colorful, cheesecake-laden cut scenes. Its sole claim to fame, in fact, is the way it leverages these scenes to push the boundaries of good taste just that one extra bit further than its inspiration. Whereas the first Valis was content with giving heroine Yuko a suit of rather skimpy armor, Fausseté Amour ups the ante by shoving cartoon girl butts and crotches right up in the viewer’s face. It’s not subtle, although it does maintain the bare minimum of PG-13 grade coverage needed to avoid being branded a proper hentai game.
Our protagonist is the oddly-named Corque Lans, a spirited young woman whose sister, Meriya, has been kidnapped by a gang of Satanic cultists led by a figure called, get this, Goat Bone. Goat. Bone. If I eventually forget everything about Fausseté Amour, which seems likely, that name will be last to go. Anyway, Corque’s journey is comprised of seven side-scrolling action stages, all featuring an end boss encounter and most a mid-boss as well. All seven are relatively small by genre standards. This is balanced by a lack of checkpoints and Corque’s languid, Belmontesque walk speed.
Speaking of Castlevania, Corque’s weapon of choice is a sort of extendable chain spear that can lash out in any of five directions. In addition, it can be spun around in a 360-degree arc, albeit only when the wielder is jumping. This spinning jump slash can also be used to generate one of three magical projectile attacks, depending on what magic icon, if any, was collected most recently. Finally, the spear functions as a grapple for latching onto the undersides of platforms. Once attached in this way, Corque can execute a follow-up super jump that launches her high into the air and deals heavy contact damage in the manner of Samus Aran’s iconic Screw Attack.
If a mix of mechanics from Castlevania, Bionic Commando, and Metroid sounds promising to you, you’re not alone. It was that setup, and not ’90s anime thong lust, that initially drew me to this one. Unfortunately, stealing from the best is still no guarantee of success. Lackluster level and enemy design are what ultimately consigns Fausseté Amour to the Hell of Forgotten Games. These environments simply aren’t interesting to navigate, and the token resistance put up by their handful of listless inhabitants makes what would otherwise be a punishing Ghosts ‘n Goblins style two-hit death system feel positively generous. Worse, the spear grappling gimmick is badly underutilized. It’s not necessary at all until the final stretch, where some very basic vertical movement is abruptly demanded. What could have formed the cornerstone of a superior experience really amounts to nothing more than a trifle.
On the presentation side, there are a few nifty backgrounds that give the impression of considerable depth. The Japanese voice acting seems broadly competent, too. This is where my praise ends, though. Sprites tend to look alright when they’re not moving, but seeing them in motion reveals notably stiff animation cycles. The music and sound effects are a disappointing lot, especially the former. Songs are short, repetitive, and minimally developed. There are no strong melodies evident and the worst tracks suffer from an overreliance on obnoxious laugh and scream samples. Why, I couldn’t tell you. On top of all that, additional playtesting was clearly required. I fell down a pit while battling the third boss. Instead of dying as expected, this inexplicably triggered the next cut scene and I moved on to stage four as normal. At least I can now say I defeated a video game boss by falling in a hole.
I started out highlighting the obvious parallels between Fausseté Amour and the better-known Valis. In concluding, I sorely wish I could say that its uptick in fanservice wasn’t bundled with a marked downgrade to Valis’ already average gameplay. Frankly, I’d come to expect better than this from the Naxat brand. I suppose it is short and easy enough that serious PC Engine fanatics may find it worth booting up purely as a curiosity. I can’t recommend you goat bone your poor wallet by shelling out a hundred bucks or more for an original CD copy, however.